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Sawatdee and welcome to the new and improved Bangkokbois Gay Thailand Blog! Okay, so it’s not necessarily improved, just hosted on a new site and tinkered with a bit. And it’s not just about Thailand, though that still is the main focus. And it’s not all gay either, unless you’re not and then you’ll think it’s pretty damn gay I’m sure. All of the penis might tip you off. Which means if you are not of the required legal age to be looking at penis other than your own, you should leave. And go tell your parental units they suck at their job. For everyone else, enter at your own risk.

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How To Avoid Bad Selfies And Make Your Penis Look Better Than It Really Is #1

How To Avoid Bad Selfies And Make Your Penis Look Better Than It Really Is #1

I’m not sure if Steve Jobs is resting in heaven or hell, although I suspect in his case he’s stuck in a special form of purgatory where he bounces between the two as iPhone users take selfies with a panel of renown photographer angels rating each with a thumbs up or a thumbs down and Steve following that trajectory. If so, Job’s loyalty card for hell is surely racking up the greater number of points. You can’t go anywhere these days – including the supermarket – without seeing some fool standing with arm outstretched smiling at his or her cellphone. And while there is no need for every second of every person’s life to be digitally recorded for posterity, that still wouldn’t be a problem if people realized that selfies are still a form of photography and should still adhere to a few of the more basic rules of that art form. Instead, the results often make you wish that cell phone cameras too had a lens cap for the masses to forget to remove before snapping that shot.

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Pictures That Move Me #26

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The Boys In The Bar: 11. A Walk On The Wild Side

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Up A Lazy River To Wat Ratcha Oro

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Twinky Tuesday #28

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Monday Meat #28

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Selfies Sunday #28

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The 10 Bar Boys You'll Off In Bangkok

The 10 Bar Boys You’ll Off In Bangkok

Whether it is your first time offing a bar boy in Bangkok or your 100th, you are always in for a surprise. The more experienced punters usually have a long check-list of criteria they use in selecting their boy du jour, the first-timer often goes with the first bar boy who smiles at him. Both are equally at risk of landing a dud. ‘Cuz it is not until you get back to your hotel room and unwrap the package that you really know what you are getting. And the chances of you having a happy ending are about 50/50. Or 50/40 ‘cuz there’s always a 10% chance he’ll turn out to be a ladyboy too.

If only you really did get what you paid for, the life of a sex tourist would be grand. Some punters are lucky and meet the bar boy of their dreams. Many only meet the bar boy of their dreams if you consider nightmares to be dreams too. Most adopt the philosophy of if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. What you will find along that path to sexual enlightenment is that as special as every bar boy may be, they all tend to fit into categories, rankings of bar boys that share traits that are difficult to miss. Unfortunately, in most cases the customer doesn’t catch those little hints until after the act. And that means that you, like all those who have cum before you, will eventually meet these 10 types of bar boys you’ll off in Bangkok:

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The Boys In The Bar 10. The Boys In The Bar Meet The Boys In Brown

The Boys In The Bar 10. The Boys In The Bar Meet The Boys In Brown

Your Papers Please

Your Papers Please

The Boys In The Bar: 09. What's Love Got To Do With It?

The Boys In The Bar: 09. What’s Love Got To Do With It?

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Latest In Thailand Tips and Tales:

What's In Your Pocket?

What’s In Your Pocket?

Even though I’m not a fan of change I still end up with far too many coins in my pocket during my travels in Thailand. Personally, I think coins should be banned world-wide. There’s not much you can buy for under a buck these days anyway, and there’s gotta be a better mousetrap for dealing with those few sales that do total to such an insignificant amount. Like a kingdom-wide fine against 7/11 store clerks who insist on giving you a plastic straw when you buy a can of soda. Those fines could be paid with the overage from sales that still tallied to under a buck. Or loyalty cards could be issued that tracked those amounts for future use when you need to hit a public restroom that chargers a user fee for entrance to the porcelain kingdom or for the toilet paper you may use during that sojourn.

Instead we hold to that quaint custom that used to give meaning to the phrase ‘a penny for your thoughts’ and even if it’s satangs instead of copper we all end up burdened by a pocketful of the coin of the realm. If I’m out shopping with my friend Noom, I hand him the coins I get as change. He used to horde that loot. Now he gives it to the first beggar we pass. Paper is the only thing of value in his life these days too. And if Noom isn’t around to lighten my load, back in my hotel room I throw those worthless bits of metal into a pile that reaches Mt Everest in size by the end of my stay – I’m not a big fan of tipping housekeeping staff either, but am a fan of killing two birds with one stone.

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Your Papers Please

Your Papers Please

Gots To Go. Really.

Gots To Go. Really.

Muay Thai Live: The Hype Lives

Muay Thai Live: The Hype Lives

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Eye Candy: Kent Get Enough

Eye Candy: Kent Get Enough

Eye Candy: One Love

Eye Candy: One Love

Eye Candy: Something To Celebrate

Eye Candy: Something To Celebrate

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Latest In It’s A Gay World Posts:

But Then I Never Claimed To Be Versatile

But Then I Never Claimed To Be Versatile

The odd little memories your mind decides to replay on your behalf – for no apparent reason – can be strange. One that recently popped into my head was a conversation an ex-boyfriend had with a like-minded individual at a party one night, a conversation which, among many others, was a good reason he became an ex instead of a boyfriend soon thereafter. The two were busy commensurating with each other about the trials and tribulations of having an “older” boyfriend. “Older” got the two fingers air quote gesture because in both cases we’re talking less than a ten year difference in age. I don’t think that actually qualifies as a May/December romance. I don’t think even when you are 90 you should be considered the “older dude” when your other half is 80 himself. I do, however, think a difference of opinion on how to do simple math is another good reason to turn a boyfriend into an ex-boyfriend.

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The 2014 Commonwealth Games: Where Homophobia and Sports Meet On The World Stage

The 2014 Commonwealth Games: Where Homophobia and Sports Meet On The World Stage

Into Each Life Some Rain Must Fall

Into Each Life Some Rain Must Fall

Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are

Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are

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Pretty Boy Meets Pretty Small

Pretty Boy Meets Pretty Small

“I have public hairs bigger than his dick was!”

Helena spewing orange juice all over the table should have clued Chris in that a simple “Good Morning!” would have been a more appropriate greeting. I briefly considered suggesting that a bit of manscaping might be in order, but the look on Chris’ face told me he was not a happy camper. But evidently was a size queen. Chris had started his Thailand holiday swearing that the commercial sex scene was not part of his plan. He was too young and too not bad looking to pay for sex. And then proceeded to indulge in the procurement of a bar boy nightly while we were in Bangkok.

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I Kissed A Boy

I Kissed A Boy

Bugging Out

Bugging Out

I Fell In Love With A Bar Boy: Just Kidding

I Fell In Love With A Bar Boy: Just Kidding

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Popular Gay Thailand GoGo Bar Posts:

First Timers Guide To Bangkok Gay Gogo Bars

First Timers Guide To Bangkok Gay Gogo Bars

For those of us who visit Thailand, and its bars, frequently, the entire process of a night out is pretty humdrum. We know what to expect. We don’t even think about the details. It’s all second nature to us. But what about the new guys? It’s not like outside of Thailand you’ll ever have an experience even close to that of visiting one of the gay gogo bars in Bangkok. While a first time visit is undoubtedly thrilling, it also can be a bit unnerving as the newbie hasn’t a clue as to how the whole thing works

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How Much Is That Puppy In The Window: The Cost of A Night With A Gogo Boy In Thailand

How Much Is That Puppy In The Window: The Cost of A Night With A Gogo Boy In Thailand

If It Walks Like A Duck: The What’s What Of Bangkok’s Gay Bar Scene

If It Walks Like A Duck: The What’s What Of Bangkok’s Gay Bar Scene

It Is Up To You

It Is Up To You

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