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Sawatdee and welcome to the new and improved Bangkokbois Gay Thailand Blog! Okay, so it’s not necessarily improved, just hosted on a new site and tinkered with a bit. And it’s not just about Thailand, though that still is the main focus. And it’s not all gay either, unless you’re not and then you’ll think it’s pretty damn gay I’m sure. All of the penis might tip you off. Which means if you are not of the required legal age to be looking at penis other than your own, you should leave. And go tell your parental units they suck at their job. For everyone else, enter at your own risk.

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Nuts To That

Nuts To That

Thanks to same-sex marriage becoming the law of the land, the care-free days of picking up any hottie who caught your eye are fading into a thing of the past. At least if you have some scruples. ‘Cuz now you could easily find yourself hitting on a married man. Not that my own moral compass refuses to peg north just because somebody made a vow or two before I had the chance to do him, but getting in the middle of a married couple’s infidelity can be messy and when all you really want is to get laid that can be more trouble than it’s worth. I’m all for equality, but having to check to see if your conquest for the night is wearing a wedding ring or not is not the brand of equality a horny gay man needs. Your eye is supposed to be on his bulge, sizing things up, not on his hand, sizing up his availability. But thanks to researchers in South Korea, now there’s a two-fer in checking out his ring finger. ‘Cuz that could mean much more bliss than he’s getting from the state of matrimony.

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The Boys In The Bar: 13. Soi Dogs And New Tricks

The night fell like a fat man tripping over his shoelaces. An unexpected downpour earlier that evening had left Soi Twilight looking like a giant dog had slobbered all over it, and now the moist heat that had descended on the city was working overtime. So knew that meant a night of his bar being filled with farang customers who were not so much sweating as self-basting. The stultifying effects of facing another slow, mid-week night of work at Bangkok Bois had put him in a mood that he was having difficulty in trying to shake.

Passing the early crew of punters gathered on the patio of Dick’s Cafe didn’t help. They were a motley bunch decked out in polyester: garish, tropical prints boasting colors Mother Nature had never considered whose manufacturers’ likely customer base consisted solely of the mentally ill and blind people with cruel friends. Their eyes, bright and flat like a lizard’s, greedily followed his progress up the soi.

Some sat in pairs, most alone, the majority pounding back fruity rum-spiked tropical drinks like fuel. An old man sitting at the edge of the patio, a few strands of white hair flicked across his skull like seaweed on a rock, whose sartorial theme for the night was purples in disagreeing shades tried to catch So’s eye. His buttocks hanging over the edges of his chair, like balloons filled with water, reminded So that Songkran was coming soon. Maybe the holiday would help pick up his spirits.

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Nothing’s Tastier Than A Little Bit Of Ass

Anyone who visits Thailand and doesn’t eat from street carts is a fool. Yeah, yeah, you have a timid tummy, blah, blah, blah. So does my friend Ann. And yet on every visit we’ve ever made her lack of a strong constitution has never stopped her from sampling the numerous delicacies being roasted over small grills streetside. Sure, she ends up spending a day in bed with an unimpeded route to the bathroom, but a quick stop at the local pharmacy is all it takes to score a small handful of pills that puts her system right again. And then its back out to the street for diner.

Ann, bless her little heart, would like to be a vegetarian. She loves animals. And admires those who can commit to a life of not eating meat. Which is pretty surprising for a girl from Texas. Plus she loves fish. Which isn’t surprising for a dyke. So while back home she attempts to live up to her ideal and makes obnoxious meals like tofu lasagna, when we hit Thailand her idea of a meal starts and ends with the well-cooked flesh of creatures that had mothers. And the question is never whether we should or shouldn’t eat off the street, but rather what type of grilled meat we should eat for the night. Fortunately, the portions are small and inexpensive so we tend to graze for hours and never really have to make a decision. Whatever shows up next is worth giving a try.

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“Hey babe, you know that BFF of mine who recently decided he’s gay and wants to have my baby?”

Phil, aka The Boyfriend, is not a visibly gay gay guy. He doesn’t do drag, and couldn’t do camp if his life depended on it. He’s never called another man girlfriend, and no black woman will ever accuse him of stealing her shtick. But the withering glance he shot my way would have done any of the contestants on RuPaul’s Drag Race proud.

“Now what.”

“Um, we’re kinda thinking of going to Burning Man together next weekend.”

I was wrong. That withering glance worthy of a drag queen must come naturally to him. ‘Cuz it appeared again.

“And I’m not invited?”

“You have to work.”

“That’s not the point”

“Come on, it’s not like it’s a romantic weekend away on a tropical beach. There’s sun and sand but the only water within 100 miles are the port-a-potties.”

“Which is the point. You’re a roughing it means no 24 hour room service kinda guy.”

“I know. But Burning Man is on my bucket list.”

“You mean Dave is on your bucket list.”

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The 2014 Commonwealth Games: Where Homophobia and Sports Meet On The World Stage

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Pretty Boy Meets Pretty Small

“I have public hairs bigger than his dick was!”

Helena spewing orange juice all over the table should have clued Chris in that a simple “Good Morning!” would have been a more appropriate greeting. I briefly considered suggesting that a bit of manscaping might be in order, but the look on Chris’ face told me he was not a happy camper. But evidently was a size queen. Chris had started his Thailand holiday swearing that the commercial sex scene was not part of his plan. He was too young and too not bad looking to pay for sex. And then proceeded to indulge in the procurement of a bar boy nightly while we were in Bangkok.

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First Timers Guide To Bangkok Gay Gogo Bars

For those of us who visit Thailand, and its bars, frequently, the entire process of a night out is pretty humdrum. We know what to expect. We don’t even think about the details. It’s all second nature to us. But what about the new guys? It’s not like outside of Thailand you’ll ever have an experience even close to that of visiting one of the gay gogo bars in Bangkok. While a first time visit is undoubtedly thrilling, it also can be a bit unnerving as the newbie hasn’t a clue as to how the whole thing works

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It Is Up To You

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