A First Timer’s Visit To Gay Pattaya – Part 2(b ): Dongtan Beach And The Crack Of Don

Like most gay men of my age sports is not one of my favorite pastimes. But when you are on holiday in a world-class tropical beachside resort town it’s the perfect opportunity to expand your horizons and butch up a bit. Finding the perfect sport to engage in can, however, take some time. The most popular among my fellow beach enjoyers at Dongtan appeared to be some sort of new-age exercise that involved wading into the ocean to ankle depth. It didn’t look to be a strenuous activity, but from the huffing and puffing those who had taken on the challenge made as they headed back to their lounge chair to plop down and order another round of beer, it just didn’t look like the right endurance sport for me. Besides, that sport seemed to require a uniform of an almost g-string looking bathing suit, and not being properly attired I didn’t want to come off as a complete novice.

Fortunately the young man I’d made friends with, who had been anxiously waiting for me to call it a day so he could earn merit by helping me carry the souvenirs I’d purchased back to my hotel, had woken from his latest nap and recognizing that I was looking for an activity to engage in suggested I try my hand at the sport of jet-skiing. Once again the gods were smiling down on me. Don, or Ton as he’d mispronounced his name, not only knew how to jet-ski but had a family member who had an extra machine that I could use! So off we headed down the beach to where his brother waited.

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